What If...

Wonder What Would Happen If... We treated our bible like we treat our cell phones



What If... We carried it around in our purses or pockets...?

What If... We turned back to go get it if we forgot it...?

What If... We flipped through it several times a day...?

What If... We spent an hour or more using it everyday...?

What If... We used it to receive messages from the text...?

What If... We treated it like we couldn't live without it...?

What If... We gave it to kids as gifts...?

What If... We used it as we traveled...?

What If... We used it in case of an emergency...?

This is something to make you go "Hmmmm...Where's My Bible?"

Oh, and a few more things-unlike our cell phones:

One plan fits all...

Unlimited usage...

No roaming charges...

No weak signals...

and...

We don't ever have to worry about our bible being disconnected...

Because... JESUS ALREADY PAID THE BILL...!

Thank You Dear Jesus...

[author unknown]

I read this online and had to post it on my blog. This is so very true.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Well to start this off I definitely did not just spend hours reading everyone else's Not Me/Not My Child blogs (because of course I spend my time more wisely than that)

I did not read 4 books over the past week because I was feeling bad.(I would never sit and read when I have so many other things I should be doing)

I do NOT want to scream at my doctor for taking me off of my thyroid medicine. Because I am NOT having an emotional crisis now that said dr messed with my meds and my thyroid hormones are all out of whack.

I did NOT want to scream when I had to go have blood work done today to figure out what the dr needs to do now that I'm NOT having terrible mood swings and headaches. (I of course am always level headed and never let my emotions get the best of me)

I do NOT stay up way to late at night on facebook. Because I am a responsible homeschooling mother who always goes to bed at a decent hour!

I did not start a new blog because I did not forget my password to my other blog because I always remember everything.